Here they come

Julie and Kate are currently en route to Texas. It seems appropriate to recall some of the hilarity from Julie's last visit before more comedy ensues...

The next time we're all together for Christmas or whatever I need to plan better. There needs to be more competitive eating and drinking. And no one can be training for some stupid athletic event or be pregnant.

Stupid baby owls. I hate animals. I just want to sit on the patio. He made walk across the street in my flip-flops - in the woods. I was getting poked by twigs!

OMG once I have one beer, I want like 8 more. I'm obsessed with my Shiner Bock, it's soooo good.

OMG, I really do start every sentence with 'oh my god'!